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Name: Irascible Class: Rogue Race: Undead Level: 85 Email: h0lyspawn@hotmail.com Is this app to get promoted to raider rank? Sure Age 23 What is your interest in joining Eternity? To become the Guild Master. Tell us about yourself and say something funny. No. I'm not your personal clown. What prior raiding experience do you have? Everything. Armory Link: (required) http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/dark-iron/irascible/simple Raid Availablity: list days and times 7:00 PM (server) to when I think I've had enough. Do you know anyone in Eternity? If so, who? Waveofshadow and Pooballs ( Urliq ) Prior 2 guilds and reasons for leaving. Undeniable 2.0 Undeniable 3.0 Left because the GM sucked horse cocks and the guild was slowly dying like Terri Schiavo. Raid spots are not guaranteed even if you sign up. Are you ok with this? Maybe Pick a fight and describe your role during it? Impress us by picking a Cata fight. Let's see...I start by taking Deathwing out for a lovely meal and a movie. After we get back to his place we start FIGHTING EACH OTHER TO DEATH. I GET AROUND BEHIND HIM AND START STABBING HIM OVER AND OVER. HE YELLS AT ME TO STOP BUT I KNOW HE REALLY WANTS IT. FIRE (HIS ORGASMS?) STARTS TO FALL ALL AROUND ME, I TRY MY BEST TO DODGE THEM BUT THERE'S SO MANY AND INEVITABLY GET HIT BY A FEW WHICH CAUSES ME TO GET ALL HOT AND BOTHERED (HORNY). I KEEP GOING AT HIM LIKE A RABBIT IN HEAT WHEN HE SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN. HE HAS BEEN DEFEATED. I SLOWLY WALK UP TO MEET FACE TO FACE WITH THE OVERWHELMING BEAST (NOT HIS PENIS) AND LOOK INTO HIS EYES. ALL I SEE IS PAIN AND SADNESS. A SINGLE TEAR ROLLS DOWN MY FACE AS I LOOK INTO HIS EYES KNOWING IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN BETWEEN US (BESTIALITY IS NASTY). I THEN GUT THE SON OF A BITCH LIKE A FISH AND TAKE MY PHAT LEWT. tell us about your stat priorities? The fuck? I'm a rogue so agility and mastery. Most wanted upgrade? Everything. Do you have any logs? In my toilet. What is your offspec? Is it raid viable? Will you switch to it to get a raid spot? Rogues only have one spec. The rape spec. what is your item level over 9000 Have you read and understood the rules? Sure
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I realize this is likely a friend app and not a raider app, but I'm still very confused by your choice to reforge the hit on Tia's Grace to Mastery when you're so far below the poison hit cap.
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FearFreak
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Bitch you just got rocked! Yeah Irascible is bad. . .
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azrealls
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